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Add a cheeky touch to your kitchen with this hilarious mini cutting board! Crafted from high-quality wood, this round paddle board features a laser-engraved retro-style illustration and the phrase:
"If You Can't Kill Them With Kindness, Just Try Poison"
Perfect for those who love a little sass in their cooking space, this board doubles as functional kitchenware or whimsical decor. Whether you're serving up snacks, using it as a charcuterie base, or just displaying it for laughs, this piece is sure to be a conversation starter.
🎁 Makes a Great Gift For:
– Your sarcastic best friend
– Housewarming gifts
– White elephant parties
– Birthdays for the dark-humored foodie
Details:
• Material: Natural bamboo wood
• Size: Approx. 4.5 inches round
• Finish: Smooth with engraved design
• Includes a leather loop for hanging
• Handmade with love and laser-engraved in [Your Location]
Care Instructions:
Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Do not soak or put in dishwasher. Treat occasionally with food-safe mineral oil to preserve the wood.
💡 Note: Each board is unique—wood grain and tone may vary slightly.
$5.00
"If You Can't Kill Them With Kindness, Just Try Poison"
Perfect for those who love a little sass in their cooking space, this board doubles as functional kitchenware or whimsical decor. Whether you're serving up snacks, using it as a charcuterie base, or just displaying it for laughs, this piece is sure to be a conversation starter.
🎁 Makes a Great Gift For:
– Your sarcastic best friend
– Housewarming gifts
– White elephant parties
– Birthdays for the dark-humored foodie
Details:
• Material: Natural bamboo wood
• Size: Approx. 4.5 inches round
• Finish: Smooth with engraved design
• Includes a leather loop for hanging
• Handmade with love and laser-engraved in [Your Location]
Care Instructions:
Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Do not soak or put in dishwasher. Treat occasionally with food-safe mineral oil to preserve the wood.
💡 Note: Each board is unique—wood grain and tone may vary slightly.