{"product_id":"funny-mini-cutting-board-if-you-cant-kill-them-with-kindness-just-try-poison-engraved-kitchen-decor-gift-for-friends-dark-humor","title":"Funny Mini Cutting Board – \"If You Can't Kill Them with Kindness, Just Try Poison\" | Engraved Kitchen Decor | Gift for Friends | Dark Humor","description":"Add a cheeky touch to your kitchen with this hilarious mini cutting board! Crafted from high-quality wood, this round paddle board features a laser-engraved retro-style illustration and the phrase:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"If You Can't Kill Them With Kindness, Just Try Poison\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for those who love a little sass in their cooking space, this board doubles as functional kitchenware or whimsical decor. Whether you're serving up snacks, using it as a charcuterie base, or just displaying it for laughs, this piece is sure to be a conversation starter.\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Makes a Great Gift For:\u003cbr\u003e– Your sarcastic best friend\u003cbr\u003e– Housewarming gifts\u003cbr\u003e– White elephant parties\u003cbr\u003e– Birthdays for the dark-humored foodie\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e• Material: Natural bamboo wood\u003cbr\u003e• Size: Approx. 4.5 inches round\u003cbr\u003e• Finish: Smooth with engraved design\u003cbr\u003e• Includes a leather loop for hanging\u003cbr\u003e• Handmade with love and laser-engraved in [Your Location]\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare Instructions:\u003cbr\u003eWipe clean with a damp cloth. Do not soak or put in dishwasher. Treat occasionally with food-safe mineral oil to preserve the wood.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💡 Note: Each board is unique—wood grain and tone may vary slightly.","brand":"Simplique Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43830755655731,"sku":"ced_24808888009","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0663\/0948\/8691\/files\/il_fullxfull.6836706326_p2t9.jpg?v=1766076131","url":"https:\/\/simpliquedesigns.com\/products\/funny-mini-cutting-board-if-you-cant-kill-them-with-kindness-just-try-poison-engraved-kitchen-decor-gift-for-friends-dark-humor","provider":"Simplique Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}